plans to take over the world
in bullet form for your convenience
- brush up on swing dance.
- somehow get David from the UK to Southern California.
- teach him how to swing dance.
- do a couple stunts in front of Disneyland.
- get millions of dollars via tips from unsuspecting tourists because we’re just so great
- start a presidential campaign
- topple the GOP
- beat brobama in the elections (even though I love you, man)
- rule america. WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY THE WORLD because america is totally and completely the center of the world amirite.
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geeksinsheets said:
ride a trident? omg i can’t stop
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i-am-hy reblogged this from samanthawin and added:
Samantha Win has my vote...vote for Samantha Win...a vote...
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