plans to take over the world

in bullet form for your convenience 

  • brush up on swing dance.
  • somehow get David from the UK to Southern California.
  • teach him how to swing dance. 
  • do a couple stunts in front of Disneyland.
  • get millions of dollars via tips from unsuspecting tourists because we’re just so great
  • start a presidential campaign
  • topple the GOP
  • beat brobama in the elections (even though I love you, man)
  • rule america. WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY THE WORLD because america is totally and completely the center of the world amirite. 
  1. geeksinsheets said: ride a trident? omg i can’t stop
  2. i-am-hy reblogged this from samanthawin and added:
    Samantha Win has my vote...vote for Samantha Win...a vote...
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