Do I have the words “pro bono brat caretaker,” tatted on my forehead and taped to the back of my shirt?  

Relative or no relative, when your kid manages to urinate and vomit on me within the same day, and I don’t even receive compensation for it (after I’ve been doing it for free for three years), do you really think I want to come back the very next day and take care of them after I’ve been up since 6 AM and just came back from school? I’m kind of really pissed about this. I AM IN COLLEGE. I HAVE SHIT TO STUDY FOR AND HOMEWORK TO DO AND I’M BEING PEED ON AND I DON’T EVEN GET PAID AND NOW I HATE CHILDREN AND I DON’T WANT ANY.  

I should try starting a worker’s union because this has to be abuse of some sort. 

Fork you. Stop taking advantage of your niece, douchebags. =__= May all your bacon burn.