January 2011
i haven't had my period since last year
obeyali:
am i pregnant.
Too bad this joke only works in January
“As my family is eating fondue:
Little Sister: OH NO! My banana fell in the...”
– (via howimetyourcarly)
class of 2011:
I don’t know about you guys, but this last hour or so until the new year…there’s this strange, almost palpable feeling in the air. Every other new year in my life has been insignificant. My heart didn’t pound along with the minutes, you know?
It’s our last year with one another. Really, at this moment, there’s really only two things I’m feeling:
1. We...
“To women who please me only by their faces, I am the very devil when I found out...”
– Mr. Rochester, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
When a guy knows the difference between "then" &...
HAHAH, JUST SAYIN.
I can't even.
Just when I thought we couldn’t get more alike, he proves me wrong. Again.
CAN WE JUST GET MARRIED PLEASE? BECAUSE, WTF YOU’RE LIKE THE EXACT SAME PERSON AS ME, EXCEPT IN A MANSUIT.
That awkward moment when people you don't like...
chanelraquel:
What I woke up to this morning. =___=
My new years resolution
ptorydactyle:
epicwinsauce:
popeofgeekery:
pajama-sam:
heckyeahclogspeoplesshotadicks:
sofapizza:
iamnotyourboyfriend:
will be 1280x720.
NERD JOKE FTW!!
December 2010
rant on Black Swan watchers.
disclaimer: this does not apply to all Black Swan movie watchers. But it does apply to most. -_-
Watching the Black Swan does not make you a ballerina or a dancer, or even a lover of the arts. I am lowkey getting irked at how hyped people are about this movie. They come out of theaters and swear that ballet is the most beautiful thing in the world, and that classical music is the best thing...
SO CONGRATS ARE IN ORDER
to the delectable, the wonderful, the amazing, the epic, the fantastic, the inventive, the compassionate, and the all around delightful Danielle Villao for being accepted today into the LE CORDON BLEU CULINARY ACADEMY.
You will make it far, my dear, with your delightful confections. Today was your day—hope you enjoyed it!
o_o
So, my mom has freed me to do whatever I please today. I’m rifling through my phone contacts, to see who I should hang out with. And as I’m scrolling past all these names, I realized that I don’t really know more than half of the people in my phone. I find this ridiculous, and a marker of my abysmal social life. -__-
Does anybody new and random want to do anything with me...
two times--
I dreamed about him for the second time last night. Except this time, the outcome was good. Things are looking up! Well, at least in my subconscious they are.
Phuongthao Hoang Nguyen: My Mother
I don’t say this enough. And as I get older, and I see my mom slowly wear down, I know I should say this more. I love my mother. I love her unconditionally. She frustrates me so much sometimes. She makes me cry more than anybody else in the world. I go on tumblr and rant about my fights with her. I’m counting down the days I’ll be able to move out. But my mom & I…we...
ptorydactyle:
kfriede:
atsecondglance-:
-thelooksyougivearesocontagious:
I haven’t kissed someone in nearly two years.
longer
Mmmm 2 months? Would have been like 3 years if it weren’t for that.
i think it’s been like.. a few weeks?
damn. so fucking long O.o i need to get some..
For me it’s been…
oh wait, never.
loydieburmah-deactivated2012010 asked: SAM O.O
hey :]
hey :]
loydieburmah-deactivated2012010 asked: SAM O.O
hey :]
hey :]
you. just, you.
I’m really mad at you for making me come out of this shelter I’ve built for myself. It’s taken me four years worth of rejection, betrayal, and heartache to make myself less vulnerable to the smiles and laughs of handsome little boys. How did you do it? I’ve managed to alienate and push away everybody, to keep myself safe. And now, with just a few sentences. A few words. A...
“Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what...”
– I Am The Messenger, Markus Zusak (via dailyliterature)
Watching BoF again
because I’ve lost control of my life.
Reblog if you're ending 2010 single.
doorthee:
hannahrefugio:
lmfao.
no michelle, like this:
no michelle, like this:
That awkward moment when someone says "You guys...
hellodessa:
letsfindneverland:
“I miss you, I do. Every day I wake up and I have this ache in my chest. And...”
– One Tree Hill (via love-itiswhatitis)
so here's the plan
1. move to Korea
2. pretend to be a man
3. but continue to act cute like a girl
4. put myself in a situation where I am constantly around a consistent group of three or four men.
according to the Korean dramas I watch, that will get at least two men to fall in love with me within about two weeks.
omfg
The reason I don’t have a social life is because of my mom. I had a freakin ticket out of here. And then she tells me:
“Those teenage drivers. I don’t want you and your friends driving around at night.”
THE HELL, WOMAN. THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE HOUSE AT NIGHT, WITH FRIENDS. Frickin hell. No wonder I don’t have friends anymore....
okay tumblr
just gonna stand there and watch me burn. I get it. -__-