February 2012
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The most beautiful sentence in the world:
“your lowest test grade will be dropped.”
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The Sciences Sing a Lullabye
eating-poetry:
Physics says: go to sleep. Of course you’re tired. Every atom in you has been dancing the shimmy in silver shoes nonstop from mitosis to now. Quit tapping your feet. They’ll dance inside themselves without you. Go to sleep.
Geology says: it will be all right. Slow inch by inch America is giving itself to the ocean. Go to sleep. Let darkness lap at your sides. Give...
Watchotomemachine:
my counter-argument to anything
Carlos, you need to watch this. This guy puts your bboy skills to shame, son.
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“Beautiful—-and ugly
Like right now
I’m needing nothing more than for you to...”
– Dive by Andrea Gibson (via bookish-but-corruptible)
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I'm sorry your life is so difficult because the...
If the absolute worst thing you’ve ever experienced in life is that some guy didn’t return your secret crush for him, you either have it easy and should be grateful, or your priorities are just wonked up. (Do not confuse this with love lost. That is a completely different and understandable emotional ballpark.)
There are a few girls I know that are traveling down this road I like to...
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“There are less people
in the library these days.
Fine.. more books for me.”
– mattlimbago (via prettybooks)
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pet peeve
Buddhism is becoming a part of “hipster pop culture,” and I don’t like it. People act as if liking Buddhism makes you cool, wise, and different.
That’s my religion, you guys realize that, right? I take it just as seriously as others do with their own religion. There’s a particular family acquaintance of mine, and I won’t name names, who completely bashes on...
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Valentine's Day 2012
First: calm your angst. It has nothing to do about my own personal Valentine’s day, but rather my parents’. Save your eye rolls and “not another simp!” exclamations for the next post on your dashboard por favor.
Today, my mom had a surgical procedure done. Nothing too serious mind you; just your standard hysteroscopy. I just thought it was such a shame it was done on...
decision made
I’m going to start a tumblr to keep track of my progress in yoga so that I don’t flood your dashboards with too much yoga-related paraphernalia.
You are all welcome.
& hey Unco Chin: Do it with me. Do it like Nike.
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hey asshole. I get it; you drive a mustang and it makes loud noises when you accelerate. the entire neighborhood gets it. my car that goes off every time you rev the engine gets it. every dog on the block gets it.
it’s also 12:42 in the freaking morning, and nobody is impressed with your stupid sports car that’s probably an automatic anyways.
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did I just whisper, “can’t be tamed,” to myself as I took a can of Sprite from the fridge?
Yes.
the list of the first hell weekend of spring...
I was waiting for this weekend to come.
Write Psych paper on negative and positive framing.
Finish Term Project I for Accounting due next Tuesday— figure out how to efficiently work the stupid ledger program for said project.
Study for Econ midterm next Friday
Study for Accounting quiz next Tuesday
Study for Accounting exam next Thursday; memorize formulas for all financial...
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children know how to love
Children know how to love. What could be more heart warming than watching them barter food with one another over their lunchboxes? What could be more pure than witnessing a 5 year old boy tug on a poor girl’s hair because he just likes her so much, but can’t tell her without fear of embarrassment? What could possibly be more romantic than a crumpled up note with the words: “do...
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"I like Glee's version better than Michael...
judging you so hard.
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Anonymous asked: sorry if this is too personal, but what's the most you've ever weighed? why can't you gain weight?
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tumblr is regina george
I love tumblr because it gives me some semblance of an outlet. But besides that, and the few cool blogs and people I follow, I actually really hate tumblr. Before I’m trampled for blasphemy, allow me to explain.
There are so many double standards on this site, it’s almost dizzying trying to keep up with all of them. Probably the one that irritates me the most is the “every...
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And then my brain said, “Samantha, you have a class at 8 am. You need to get some sleep.”
And then the caffeine coursing through my bloodstream said “lol, that’s cute.”
I think my biggest regret in life is drinking that huge ass mug of coffee at 8:30 for no reason other than to taste test it.
It was delicious, by the way.
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inhale.
and with each exhale, everything will leave me. My insecurities, my fears, my worries, my troubles. I will reach deep down inside myself where I’ve buried them and packed them tight. I will give them each a kiss on the forehead as a thank you for keeping me humble and brave. And I’ll set them loose. It’s time to let these go, and open a new pandora’s box. There are new...
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plans to take over the world
in bullet form for your convenience
brush up on swing dance.
somehow get David from the UK to Southern California.
teach him how to swing dance.
do a couple stunts in front of Disneyland.
get millions of dollars via tips from unsuspecting tourists because we’re just so great
start a presidential campaign
topple the GOP
beat brobama in the elections (even though I love you, man)
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i really like myself
Hear me out. I’m not trying to come off as conceited or pompous or anything. But I’ve been doing a lot of introspection, and I’m really glad with where I am in my life and with what kind of person I am. I’m happy that my parents raised me the way they did; around classical music and books and with compassion and a love for learning. I feel like developing a love for these...
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